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I am a bizarre young person, living in the Lower Rainland of West Canada, and I'm not getting any more specific as to my whereabouts, unless of course, you are a seven headed centipede. And if you are, chances are that you wouldn't be able to understand me anyways!! HAHAHA!! At this point in time, I have gone abslutly senile (it comes and goes, especially when I haven't slept for three minutes.) While reading this waste of server space, you may come across a certain image again and again. Do not worry, it is just a hacker from halfway across the world getting into your browser and making Mozzie pop up everywhere. I will now proceed to continue to entertain you with my perfectly bizarre and infinitely complex sense of humour.

Announcer:And now for the mini bio:("That took a while, didn't it?" "Oh, yes John, it certainly did." "Shut up Tracy." "Alright, John.")

My name is Marc. Beacuse of adverse conditions in my brain, it had to be removed, and now I rely on a supercomputer in Berlin, Germany to make up for it. I could pass for a Medical Doctor on paper, as per my initails. MDD :o! I attend a certain High School in the Lower Rainland, and I like to write. I'm in the process of churning out a book, which essentially is a mixture of Fantasy and Science Fiction. It's based on nothing, and 'borrows' a few characters from my life.. they are based on friends of mine, which also go to this unnamed school, or in french, école. The only other thing I'll tell you about it is the title: 'Celestal Powers: The Chronicles of Ether. {No, this story is NOT related to Austin Powers, although Mike is a wonderful comedian.} And that's that. I have friends at this school (believe it or not), and we get along. I'm also very involved with my school's acting activities. I have been in two school performances during the 2001/2 school year, which were 'The Diary of Anne Frank', in which I sort of starred as Mr. Dussel, the dentist, and in 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'{Don't worry, you're not the only one confounded by the name.}, with multiple roles minus lots of speaking. A short summary: I ordered my own head to be chopped off because I am an enemy. Don't ask me how that works. I didn't cast myself: I 'starred' as a Priest (chop-chop), an English Lord (THE ENEMY!!!!), and the nefarious and diabolical Robespierre (The dictator of the French Revolution). In 2002/03, I was a drunken plastic surgeon with instruments for torture and face-changing in "Arsenic and Old Lace," and then passed for a clerk Cornelius in Thorton Wilder's "The Matchmaker." It's exactly like Hello Dolly, without the singing and Barbera Streisand. Recently, I located my past addiction with Mozart's Requiem... But now I've moved on to other things, like the Nutcracker. I like nuts. Especially hazelnuts, pistachios and peanuts. Umm, I guess that's it for now. If I go senile again, I'll come back to chew your ear off again. Oh, YEAH! That's right. I'm evil. Mwahhahahaha!!! Big Blob is watching...

Remind me to make myself a 'Luzer' award.

I was nominated for 1 award in this last round of awards, but unfortunatly, I proved too unpopular to win it. :P Oh well... enarra's a good editor.

I will leave the rest of the hoi palloi{Oooohhh, Greek!} with one final thought: Does anyone read these anyway?!?!?!?!?!? (Apparently they did, judging by the fiasco it caused in the editors' forum.)

Credits: CSS 'borrowed-without-prior-knowledge-or-consent' from: enarra (darn good editor), analander (a whiz with CSS), thehelper (another darn good editor),(who all seem to know...) and Bill Gates (evil, evil, evil CEO of evil, evil, evil M$.). Mwah, hah hah hah! And no, he's not getting his wallet. back. >:D Bizzare humorus information: Marc ********.