The Questions that I Answer that People Supposedly Ask

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1  How long should my site description be?
2  Who do you think you are?
3  Do you want me to send you some money?
4  Are you insane?
5  If I have 10 gallons of gas in my gas tank and use up 5, how many gallons do I have left?
6  Can I have some money?
7  Can I eat some korn syrup?
8  Who in their right mind would ask the questions being asked here?
9  Is the waooowl hootinggK?
10  Is this Question #10?
11  Can a mule hack into my computer if it got out of its stall?
12  If a one-legged, one-eyed, one-armed man attacked me, who do you think would win?
13  Why is this called an FAQ?
14  Did this page suddenly grow another 50 pages?
15  Is this a document and/or is it dumb?
16  If there were 10 birds lined up on a fence post and you shot one of them square between the eyes, how many would be left standing on that fencepost?
17  What advice can you offer a newbie to computers?
18  Which is a better operating system: Linux or a paper cut?
19  How much wood could a wookie chuck if a wookie chuck could chuck wookies?
20  Where did you learn to spell?
21  Why haven't you updated this list recently?
22  Didn't you get the order of the question and answer wrong in #22?
23  Can I edit in the Pokémon category?
24  How do you spell food?
25  I've heard of this evil hacking mule. Could you tell me any groups the mule may target for hacking?

1   Q: How long should my site description be?
A: Shorter.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:05:25
2   Q: Who do you think you are?
A: Beats me.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:06:00
3   Q: Do you want me to send you some money?
A: Yes.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:06:19
4   Q: Are you insane?
A: Probably.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:06:29
5   Q: If I have 10 gallons of gas in my gas tank and use up 5, how many gallons do I have left?
A: Probably 5, unless of course you have an extra tank or you filled it up since you used those 5 gallons. Another way that you may not have 5 gallons left is the possibility that there is a hole in the tank or someone siphoned out some of your gas.
by ernhard at 2001-04-26 02:39:53
6   Q: Can I have some money?
A: No.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:08:23
7   Q: Can I eat some korn syrup?
A: If you want to.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:08:58
8   Q: Who in their right mind would ask the questions being asked here?
A: Me.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:09:26
9   Q: Is the waooowl hootinggK?
A: Depends on if it's hootinggK or not.
by ernhard at 2000-12-05 02:34:43
10   Q: Is this Question #10?
A: Yes, unless of course I change it to #11 or another number.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:10:34
11   Q: Can a mule hack into my computer if it got out of its stall?
A: Depends on how smart the mule is.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:11:16
12   Q: If a one-legged, one-eyed, one-armed man attacked me, who do you think would win?
A: Depends on how strong the one-legged, one-eyed, one-armed man is and what he has with him.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:15:07
13   Q: Why is this called an FAQ?
A: It isn't. It's called a question and this is an answer.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 22:57:12
14   Q: Did this page suddenly grow another 50 pages?
A: I don't know for sure. It depends on what browser you are using and what font you have it set to.
by ernhard at 2000-09-02 20:21:31
15   Q: Is this a document and/or is it dumb?
A: This is a document as long as it is available for viewing. The dumbness of this page can be determined by whether or not you can't not make sense of it.
by ernhard at 2000-12-05 02:36:59
16   Q: If there were 10 birds lined up on a fence post and you shot one of them square between the eyes, how many would be left standing on that fencepost?
A: Depends on if the birds are rubber chickens or if they are hootinggk waoowls.
by ernhard at 2000-12-05 02:41:08
17   Q: What advice can you offer a newbie to computers?
A: Learn how to use a computer.
by ernhard at 2000-12-05 02:42:04
18   Q: Which is a better operating system: Linux or a paper cut?
A: Linux.
by ernhard at 2000-12-05 02:42:50
19   Q: How much wood could a wookie chuck if a wookie chuck could chuck wookies?
A: 404 - See also http://dmoz.org/forum/threaddisplay.cgi?t=Forum35/HTML/000372.html
by ernhard at 2001-07-21 06:15:53
20   Q: Where did you learn to spell?
A: Who said I ever learned to spell?
by ernhard at 2000-12-05 02:50:04
21   Q: Why haven't you updated this list recently?
A: Fuzzy the Owl told me, "All your bases are belong to me." When he told me this, I assumed he meant I should postpone adding things to this page.
by ernhard at 2001-07-21 05:59:18
22   Q: Didn't you get the order of the question and answer wrong in #22?
A: No.
by ernhard at 2001-06-26 04:14:37
23   Q: Can I edit in the Pokémon category?
A: Please do.
by ernhard at 2001-06-26 04:15:07
24   Q: How do you spell food?
A: Food is spelt F-O-O-D.
by ernhard at 2001-09-24 02:08:30
25   Q: I've heard of this evil hacking mule. Could you tell me any groups the mule may target for hacking?
A: Sure. Potential Target
by ernhard at 2002-04-10 02:26:28

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